Updates from the War on Wobblies

“This anti-Wobbly weapon not only induces awe and apprehension, but also splits time between the Mariners and the Seahawks.”

This is clue seven in Anti-Wobbly Aptitude Test # 2. Previous clues can be found at: Clue One, Clue Two, Clue Three, Clue Four, Clue Five, Clue Six.