Updates from the War on Wobblies

The Call to Wobbly Arms has raised a lot of interest, especially with respect to the second initiative:

I will extend an invitation to those brave souls within the industry, those rogue soldiers who are fighting Wobbly every day, to join the coalition and fight as brothers in arms with The Knights of the Wobbly Table. The validation process is grueling, but the reward is bountiful.

First Officer Hicks has been swamped with various forms of resumes.

Resumes? Can you believe that?! As if the War on Wobblies would resort to relying on crummy resumes for such a daunting challenge*. With such a bountiful reward at the end of the sizable quest the war requires the strongest Wobbly Warriors in the industry. And to filter the brave from the weak requires a test of skill unseen since the days of the Eliminator on American Gladiator.

To start your journey, aspiring Wobbly Warriors, call 970 427 0800 and leave a message. Make it creative. Make it passionate. And include your email address. Hicks will follow up.

[*we’re also sort of pissed that so many would think that a man like General Henz who can orchestrate and lead the entire War on Wobblies would settle on ridiculous resumes]