Updates from the War on Wobblies

Following our Call to Wobbly Arms we received the following email from Jerry from the Bluecoats Drum and Bugle Corps:

“Help me, General Henz, you’re my only hope.

We’re shooting a documentary of our nationally recognized marching band, the Bluecoats Drum and Bugle Corps. After renting a jib arm and a remote head, we’ve come to realize that the tools aren’t producing the results we’re looking for.

At 1:05 in the attached clip you’ll see where we’re experiencing a Wobbly headache: with the jib arm flying high and the remote head tilted down we’re unable to get a Wobbly free shot.

What do you recommend? What can be done? Is there a solution? Can the coalition support our need?

Help me, General Henz, you’re my only hope.”

After getting over the eerie Star Wars reference, I’ve realized that this is a case of Wobbly 911.

Any recommendations for what poor Jerry can do? What’s the appropriate Anti-Wobbly technology for this job? I’m tied up sewing my Knight of the Wobbly Table costume armor for the rest of the day and I’m reaching out for short-term support on this.

Any rogue mercenaries able to help Jerry with advice?