Updates from the War on Wobblies

My fellow Wobbly warriors, I have grown weary of the constant negativity and rivalry within our so-called coalition.

Anti-Wobbly manufacturers spend countless hours explaining why their own products - their personal weapons in the war against Wobbly - are better than that of another noble warrior.

Why-oh-why can we not accept that we are all on the same team? Each of us has committed our organizations to fight for the defeat of Wobbly but victory has been elusive.

We must realize that none of us can do it alone.

There is no one silver bullet that will kill off this evil, for Wobbly is far too pervasive and too sinister to be defeated by a single weapon. Victory can be ours I say! But victory can only come through our collective strengths.

Thus, we must combine our weapons and come together against the Evil Axis of Wobbly – each of us playing our respective roles as we fight for all that is good and stable in cinematography.

Too long have we spent our precious time and budgets bickering, competing and in-fighting amongst ourselves as each day production budgets are bled dry. Today I implore all who hate Wobbly to stand and fight together against this common enemy; to join the movement, and rise up in a coordinated assault on Wobbly cinematography.

In the days to follow, I will commission each of you noble Wobbly warriors from ground to air to help in this gallant fight. I shall do this through two initiatives.

1. I shall reach out, personally, to the scattered and mercenary-like Anti-Wobbly manufacturers and urge them to form a coalition and come together as The Knights of the Wobbly Table in a focused quest to end Wobbly Cinematography.
2. I will extend an invitation to those brave souls within the industry, those rogue soldiers who are fighting Wobbly every day, to join the coalition and fight as brothers in arms with The Knights of the Wobbly Table. The validation process is grueling, but the reward is bountiful.

We shall turn ourselves from scattered, in-fighting rogues to a unified army – a force for stability in cinematography. We shall offer Victory over Wobbly from all its hideous forms and all its insidious hiding places! And I shall lead!