Updates from the War on Wobblies

As discussed on March 24th, “Wobbly continues its unrelenting viral spread from production to production, infecting all images it encounters.“

It turns out the spread of Wobbly is worse than initially thought.

The BBC has reported that in the past week alone they have received over 160 Wobbly complaints – making Wobbly a national problem throughout the UK.

This should be worrisome as Wobbly has now spread internationally. In response to this frightening news the State Department and Homeland Security have raised the Wobbly Alert from Wobbly Alert Yellow to Wobbly Alert Orange.

Here at the War on Wobblies we advise you to stay inside, make a bowl of Jello, and stay tuned to www.waronwobblies.com for breaking news.

(ed. : what’s the deal with the green count-like cloak?)