Updates from the War on Wobblies

The Wobblyville Sangria Cocktail

As the song says, it’s got to be 5 o’clock somewhere… And with the sun setting on yet another Wobbly horizon we thought we’d offer you the latest concoction that’s trying to overcome your Wobbly woes.

1 cup of fruity red whine

Add liberal amounts of your neighbor’s favorite drink

1 teaspoon of a steady horizon

Fill to brim with reliability concerns

Garnish with dreams of inflated daily rates

Shake and serve over hollow marketing claims

Warning: Operators report that this concoction can leave you feeling a tad Wobbly (even with a second set of hands) and your UPM may be feeling the costly hang-over.

Pricing varies by region.

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