Anti-Wobbly Product Marketing: 101
Apr 10th, 2007 by General Henz
We’ve taken the time to study anti-Wobbly product marketing and thought we could assist anti-Wobbly product manufacturers (how nice!) with 99% of their markeing needs. We have designed a marketing template that’s consistent across all manufacturers - it’s what everyone is saying. Now when manufacturers want to release product information they can simply fill in the blanks - saving time and money.
The ________ (insert anti-Wobbly product name) is the (2) ________ and (1)________ stabilized product. Our (2)________ is (3)________ . We rent (2) ________ because we’re (4)________ and don’t fully understand the (5) _______ . However, we’ll thump our chest because our (2)______ is the (1)_______ and is (3)______ and because we have lots of (6) _______ .
1: Best; Superest; Most Superlative; Greatest
2: Technology; Robotics; Complex Machine; Cyborg
3: Unparalleled; World Leading; Matchless; Number One
4: Technologists; Engineers; Inventors; Tinkerers
5: Users; Filmmakers; Cinematographers; Problem
6: Issues; Testosterone; Complexities; Insecurities
4 Responses to “Anti-Wobbly Product Marketing: 101”
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Who the heck are you guys?
All I can say is … whatever …. Marketing is for amateurs that don’t know the industry. This industry is built upon relationships and no amount of marketing or selling is to going to change that. We all know who makes the decisions … we know who THE MAN is in our industry. And the THE MAN is not going to be swayed by silly words and fancy pictures in an ad. I remember working on Half Past Dead back in 01 and hearing about all the new technologies that would make things better. If you know my work, you’ll know from that film alone that I know what I was talking about. I still know what I am talking about despite what you might have heard. All I can say is focus on the product MAN … not the marketing.
Cool. This really works. I even made my own game.
Name this product …. if you were recently at NAB this should be easy.
The _____ is the Cyborg and the Superest stabilized product. Our Complex Machine is Number One. We rent Robotics because we’re Inventors and don’t fully understand the Problem. However, we’ll thump our chest because our Technology is the Superest and is Matchless and because we have lots of Testosterone.
Sam - the problem with figuring out who that is is that it could be anyone in the industry.