Updates from the War on Wobblies

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It’s so hard to get good help these days.
We had a gut feel that there was great opportunity in the Anti-Wobbly space. So we hired a number of reallysmartconsultants to help survey the Anti-Wobbly industry and identify the greatest opportunity for us.
These reallysmartconsultants did an extensive analysis of the industry. The diagram below is the […]

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How well do you know your Anti-Wobbly products? Try the Anti-Wobbly Aptitude Test and find out.

Print off the PDF, fill it out, and send it back.
All submissions will receive a War on Wobblies shirt.

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The Wobblyville Sangria Cocktail
As the song says, it’s got to be 5 o’clock somewhere… And with the sun setting on yet another Wobbly horizon we thought we’d offer you the latest concoction that’s trying to overcome your Wobbly woes.

1 cup of fruity red whine
Add liberal amounts of your neighbor’s favorite drink
1 teaspoon of a steady […]

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Hot off of the decipher code, we learn today that our allies in Portland are about to make two exciting announcements.
The first is that they are apparently to going to announce a new HD payload for the UM. Combined with the Cineflex buyout, this should have the industry just jittering. […]

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… of the electronic form.
Thank you to a few people who wrote recently. I get lonely and occasional emails cheer me up. I may even write back or feature it on the site.
This email came from a literature loving grip (no, not an oxymoron):
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But… we told you so.
Some of you lucky ones will be receiving a care package this week and in it you’ll realize that we possess a secret skill: fortune telling.
In one of the documents we comment (maybe) on Cineflex as follows: “With a focus on ‘law enforcement and surveillance’ do they care about the entertainment […]

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We’ve taken the time to study anti-Wobbly product marketing and thought we could assist anti-Wobbly product manufacturers (how nice!) with 99% of their markeing needs. We have designed a marketing template that’s consistent across all manufacturers - it’s what everyone is saying. Now when manufacturers want to release product information they can simply fill in […]

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Here’s some marketing mumbo jumbo from 4 anti-Wobbly product makers (direct from their websites):
- “unparalleled technology”
- “the world leader in robotic camera positioning equipment”
- “more than any other technology”
- “continuously upgraded, state-of-the-art camera equipment”
Now, here’s the problem with the above:
1) It’s hard for all four to, individually, be unparalleled, world’s best, and most state-of-the-art.
2) Isn’t […]

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