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Introduction

Mar 17th, 2007 by General Henz

Wobbly is out of control in Hollywood and it’s time that someone did something about it. Too many productions are forced to accept Wobbly because they buy into ridiculous claims from anti-Wobbly product manufacturers.

So we’ve started the War on Wobblies.

Our goal is to cut through the marketing mumbo-jumbo of the competition, revealing the ugly truth about Wobbly.

On 06.22.07 we’ll help you put an end to Wobbly cinematography.

Join the fight and check back here for regular updates on the War on Wobblies.

Posted in War Effort | 7 Comments

7 Responses to “Introduction”

on 08 May 2007 at 9:24 am1Patrick Longman

Ok what is it?
on 08 May 2007 at 10:10 am2General Henz

What is what?
on 12 May 2007 at 7:35 pm3john

wtf?
on 14 May 2007 at 9:45 pm4Patrick

what is the “war on the wobblies” product? Is it a post post solution or a new mount claiming to out perform all others presently on the market? Just give me some “General Hints” General Henz
on 15 May 2007 at 10:17 am5General Henz

Hi Patrick,

Thank you for your interest in the war. I know your work well and share your belief that Wobbly is an insidious evil that must be stopped! I’m sure you of all people can agree that cinematography must be LIBRA-ated from this formidable foe. In answer to your question, the War on Wobblies is a movement – not just a product. Our view is that there can be no one silver bullet or product that will defeat Wobbly. What is required is a coordinated assault on Wobbly cinematography using all the air and ground weapons in the anti-Wobbly arsenal. With that said, having some new kick-ass weapons in the arsenal is always helpful, don’t you think? So prepare to MOUNT your steed good knight and ride west from the sunshine state toward the June gathering of warriors. There your questions will be answered.

General Henz
on 16 May 2007 at 10:03 am6Ole Timer

You all know I am not a believer in stabilization technology. I mean I believe it exists out there I just question its value. So I would like to weigh in on this discussion before the sun falls on the north as they say. Let’s face facts, silver bullets are prettier than led ones but they don’t necessary fly faster. Like many of you have heard me say before, if you want to make a good hamburger, buy some good ketsup. The same applies to the set. I just wish more folks would start to understand that.
on 17 May 2007 at 11:42 pm7Patrick L

General Henz,

I look forward to seeing you in the wild wild west on the 22nd with all of the other warriors in this noblest of causes.